You have no excuse!
"Wow! Wow, what an honor! The White House Correspondents' dinner. To actually -- to sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper; that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the FACE. Is he really not here tonight? Damn it! The one guy who could have helped."
It is Stephen Colbert speaking for 20 minutes at the White House Correspondents Dinner. In what can only be called a ROAST, Colbert conducts the entire address in his
Colbert Report character. Here is what Gawker
thinks of this event, as they are much more eloquent than I.
OK, if you're not interested yet, let me bring duty into it. Yes, duty. You see, mainstream media hasn't given Colbert the attention he deserves (no surprise there, he did cut pretty deep into their sludge veins). Consider
Democracy Now's blurb (it's followed by a transcript for those who can't access the video). Before the Web, this little incident would be easily "handled" by the White House, but now, people with the Web will watch, laugh, and sit on their asses, and the people without the Web will still vote republican. Shit. Well, anyway, tell your friends - maybe there's hope?
OK, if you're still not convinced, and shame on me if you aren't, look at the comments for this post. I'm sure lots of great people will help Democracy by encouraging you to view this little chunker of American History (with a Capital "h" because we're writing it, damnit).
C-Span is hosting a
low-bandwidth version, streamed by Google Video.
The high-bandwidth version can be found
here.